is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
40s are totally the cure
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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