Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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