I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
smell my finger.
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Edward fifth and chaser hands
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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