you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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