A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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