What a fucking waste of an outfit
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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