I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize