I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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