have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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