Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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