she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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