Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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I feel like I smell like bad decisions
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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