dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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