Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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