He is such a slut. More and more my type.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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