The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Four minutes until I can fart!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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