girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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