So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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