I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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