Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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