ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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