last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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