Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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