There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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