wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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