Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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