Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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