I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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