He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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