Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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