Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My dick has a subreddit
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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