there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I need to align my fucking chakras
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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