fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
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I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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