Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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