Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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