I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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