Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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