found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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