We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You've changed since you got that strap on
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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