your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
another moral hangover. fuck.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
soo... how was my night?
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