Need sex. Gaining weight.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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