Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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