We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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