It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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