road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Is it penis luge time yet?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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