I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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