4 words: hood of his car
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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