so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i will never coherently bang her
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
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Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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