Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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