i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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